Hello! um..Welcome to your new job at the outside of Mario's Arcade! Umm, we don't know where Mario went, so he's apparently not here, Jumpman somehow can get up, But hey, What do you think i am, a former security guard? So, umm, if you see Jumpman or Luigi, just run from them. Before you go, umm, Make sure to get a hand of that "Tetris" game and a Gameboy! It's freaking AWESOME!

-Phone Guy in TNaM, Night 1